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Say Cheese

Name: Say Cheese
Genre: Drama, Horror
Released: 2024-11-23
Duration: 9 min

2024 · 0h 9m · Drama, Horror

Skip it. This absurdist Belarusian oddity about a man terrorized over discarded cheese sounds like it's trying way too hard to be weird for weird's sake, and without critical validation or a recognizable cast to anchor the premise, you're taking a big swing on what reads like a self-indulgent short film stretched too thin.

Plot

A typical evening in a typical Belarusian family: Ian prepares dinner for his wife Kira and daughter Sonya. Things go off when he throws away a piece of gorgonzola. Ian receives a creepy video, Kira gaslights him and acts weird, and a phone robot summons him for KGB questioning. Panicked, he tries to flee, but his family stands in his way. The cheese seems to be the cause—until it doesn’t.

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