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Malibu Express

Name: Malibu Express
Director: Andy Sidaris
Genre: Action, Adventure, Comedy, Crime, Mystery
Released: 1985-03-01
Duration: 101 min
Rating: 4.8
Cast: Darby Hinton, Sybil Danning, Art Metrano, Shelley Taylor Morgan, Brett Baxter Clark

1985 · 1h 41m · Action, Adventure, Comedy, Crime, Mystery

IMDb 4.8

With a brutal 4.8 IMDb score, 'Malibu Express' is a campy relic that mistakes nudity for plot and thinks '80s cheese equals entertainment. Unless you're specifically hunting for so-bad-it's-good material, skip this one—your time is better spent literally anywhere else.

Plot

In this erotic spy tale private eye Cody Abilene teams up with the Contessa Luciana and policewoman Beverly McAfee to infiltrate a mansion and discover who is sending computer secrets to the Russians.

Director: Andy Sidaris

Cast: Darby Hinton, Sybil Danning, Art Metrano, Shelley Taylor Morgan, Brett Baxter Clark

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